A few things you need to know about me:
-When applying, please check my profile first.  Keep similar interests in mind, though I'm not strict on only having friends that like what I like.
-If you friend me without applying in here or letting me know in some way that you're friending me, I won't add you back.
-I'm opinionated, and voice my opinions often. 
-Respect me, my journal and my feelings and interests, I will do the same for you.
-I don't like assholes.  If you're an asshole, you can go play leapfrog with a unicorn.
***(i.e. asshole can be defined by anything in my profile that I said I don't like in a person, or just general assholeness, trust me if you're not sure if you're an asshole & I think you're an asshole, I'll tell you)
-I ramble about a lot of things, and usually make more than one entry in my journal a day.
-Don't like foul language?  Don't friend me, I'm known to cuss, esp. when angry.
-Political views for those who care:  Liberal 95% of the time.
-I'm a Capricorn, I'm hard headed and moody.
-I'm not always on every day.  My online schedule can be rather spastic, especially in the summer.
-I love doing meme's/survey's/questionaires.  I post them all the time.
-Piss me off, just once, I'll remove you from my friend list.  No questions asked.
-I have a rather odd sense of humor.  I can be immature at times, I can find stupid things funny at times, and at times I can be rather depraved.

Thank you and have a nice day. =D

I found this picture at www.funnyjunk.com just to give the site credit where credit is due.  I added the words to the picture, however.